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Tuesday, December 21, 2010
Friday, December 10, 2010
10 Steps to Twilight Rehab from "The Intelligencer" newspaper
Source Via @twifans.

STEP 1: GETTING HOOKED
"all of us know that individual who read 'Twilight' and loved it, and REFUSES to shut up about it. Sadly, I was one of those people, and I destroyed people's lives by telling them to read it-because it was 'amazing'. Just like that friend who oofers you a cigarette when you've never tried one. So when your one friend or aquaintance comes up to you telling you to read 'twilight,' don't. You'll regret it if you do, because that is where obsession starts."
STEP 2: ADDICTION
" If you didn't listen to my instructions from the first step, i'm sorry to infrom you that you are most likely an obsessed Twi-Hard right now, and you've done the equivalent of selling your soul to the devil. All you want to do is read the book. Just read. READ. READ. And read some more."
STEP 3: ADDICTION ENTERS EVERYDAY LIFE
" Around now, you are going to begin making connections in your everyday life to "Twilight." Such as that kid, James, who sits next to you i a class, who you begin hating for no reason. Gingers suddenly become more attractive than ever, and you begin contemplating changing your name to Bella. Also, by now you've made countless attempts to pur sparkles on your boyfriend, or throw in in a vat of ice, or tell him to stop tanning. A few times you may have succeeded; this is normal at this stage."
STEP 4: YOU'RE DELUSIONAL
"You have a shrine. You have plushies. You begin thinking they are real. Here is a secret: Your parents are filling out paper work for your admission into an insane asylum."
STEP 5: THE INTERVENTION
" You probably will be in the middle of sticking pins into your Bella voodoo doll, when a group of your friends bursts into your "Edward" shrine room and screams: 'You need to stop this' or 'Your addiction is out of contol.' And the will pull you from your shrine, as you grab onto your Edward plushy, and they will tell you 'They aren't real.' But you don't believe them, and you beg Edward to save you. Then they will sit you down, tell you that they care and that this needs to stop. You don't listen to them at first, saying you can stop anytime. But slowly, oh-so-slowl, as your friends begin leaving you, you realize it is time to stop."
STEP 6: THE PURGE
" One of your close friends should be involved inthis step. If one of your friends is an ex Twi-Hard, she can be great help. It starts with most likely throwing out your "Twilight" stuff, setting it aflame or switching it to a secure storage location somewhere in the snow covered forests of Russia. This includes your posters, books, plush dolls, buttons, and those sparkles you threw on an unsuspecting, good-looking man in public."
STEP 7: TRINING YOURSLEF NOT O THINK OR TALK ABOUT IT
" You know as you throw away your "Twlight" stuff that you are quitting this cold turkey. You can't help thinking about it, so it would be best to wear a rubber band around your wrist, and everytime you hae a thought about it, you sanp it on your wrist. If you begin to bleed switch wrists. Have a friend who, if you bring up "Twilight" or relate something back to it, will willingly spray you with a bottle of water."
STEP 8: FINDING YOUR ANTI-DRUG
" In this step, I suggest you should find a better book ( anything is better than "Twilight".) You could read "Mistborn," or "The Percy Jackson" series, or anything else. If you are feeling daring, or like you are ready to face your former adiction head-on, read a REAL vampire. Not "House of Night" or anything like that. "Dracula." Real vampires. One's who sucked blood or killed people for fun. The bad type-aka the awesome type."
STEP 9: OUT OF RECOVERY
" After making your way through your obsession, you find yourself in a better place, and that you you can function normally. Congratulations. You're free...for now."
STEP 10: KICKING "TWILIGHT" IN THE FACE
" You could go ahead and look up some "Twilight" parodies such as "Nightlight" or "Vampires Suck." Also, now that you are out of recovery, you are allowed to read the books again. Actually, I suggest you do. Face your worst nightmares. Reead it. When you do, you may be like me, and just sit back and say: " What the hell was i thinking?" And if you are awesome, like a friend of mine is, you should go throught the book with a red pen, pointing out all the grmmatical errors, things that don't make sense, moments where Bella wa a Mary Sue, and things that should be romantic but are truly creepy and laughable."
Sunday, November 21, 2010
Glamour: Twilight Quiz

Think you know everything there is to know about the vampire series? Well Glamour.com has posted a Twilight Saga quiz to test your knowledge of the books and films… Test your know on Glamour.co.uk.
Source Via @glamourmaguk.
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
The Twilight Saga Cake Continued ...
Well here is another Cake ♥ For the record I don't go out looking for cake, cake finds me ;) Source Via @gossip_dance.
Saturday, October 2, 2010
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Wednesday, October 21, 2009
'The Twilight Saga: The Official Guide' release date?
Hi Twilight Fans!!!!!!
As you might have been wondering when the The official Guide of our beloved Twilight Saga will be released
I found this article by Twilight Examiner
Rafaela ;)
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As you might have been wondering when the The official Guide of our beloved Twilight Saga will be released
I found this article by Twilight Examiner
Rafaela ;)
The release date for The Twilight Saga: The Official Guide has been a bit of a mystery. At first, it was scheduled for release on December 30, 2008, but the following statement was issued right before the release of Twilight (the film)
"The Twilight Saga: The Official Guide, which was scheduled to release on December 30th, is being moved to 2009. A new on-sale date will be announced as soon as possible. As the only official guide about the Twilight Saga, we want to make this edition as special as possible. We are including more of the exclusive material that you all have been asking for over the past several months, which will require additional time.
BUT to hold you over until the announcement of the new release date, we are giving you an exclusive first look at the cover image for The Twilight Saga: The Official Guide."
Understandably, speculation about a release date for the book began almost instantly. In June, Barnes and Noble re-kindled the flames of anticipation by posting a release date of September, 2009 (see here). Unfortunately, that proved to be inaccurate, and the book is still not in stores.
Now, with that in mind, Barnes and Noble (among others) has re-issued a new release date for the book - December 31, 2010. One blogger caught onto the change, and, as it turns out, B&N isn't the only source with that month and year listed on their product page for the book. Others, most of whom actually have December 30th instead of 31st listed, include Borders, Tower Books, GoodReads, andBuy.com. On the other hand, Amazon.com has no release date listed, and Books-A-Million refers to December, 2009 has the release date for The Twilight Saga: Official Guide.Needless to say, nothing is official until it's official. Whether or not the release date pointed to by these sources is accurate is unknown. Hopefully, when the book's release date is issued, you'll hear about it from the publishing company by way of an official press release.
Moral of the story? Take the information at face value and remain patient (for now at least).
"The Twilight Saga: The Official Guide, which was scheduled to release on December 30th, is being moved to 2009. A new on-sale date will be announced as soon as possible. As the only official guide about the Twilight Saga, we want to make this edition as special as possible. We are including more of the exclusive material that you all have been asking for over the past several months, which will require additional time.
BUT to hold you over until the announcement of the new release date, we are giving you an exclusive first look at the cover image for The Twilight Saga: The Official Guide."
Understandably, speculation about a release date for the book began almost instantly. In June, Barnes and Noble re-kindled the flames of anticipation by posting a release date of September, 2009 (see here). Unfortunately, that proved to be inaccurate, and the book is still not in stores.
Now, with that in mind, Barnes and Noble (among others) has re-issued a new release date for the book - December 31, 2010. One blogger caught onto the change, and, as it turns out, B&N isn't the only source with that month and year listed on their product page for the book. Others, most of whom actually have December 30th instead of 31st listed, include Borders, Tower Books, GoodReads, andBuy.com. On the other hand, Amazon.com has no release date listed, and Books-A-Million refers to December, 2009 has the release date for The Twilight Saga: Official Guide.Needless to say, nothing is official until it's official. Whether or not the release date pointed to by these sources is accurate is unknown. Hopefully, when the book's release date is issued, you'll hear about it from the publishing company by way of an official press release.
Moral of the story? Take the information at face value and remain patient (for now at least).
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